Ms. Elsa is getting hitch soon!!!!!
Well....I've known her since I was 14.....and although that was 16 years ago.....it still feels like it was just yesterday.
Yea yea yea....I'm not that young anymore, but of course feel free to indulge in my delusional state of (young) mind! Thank you.
Anyway...Sheokee organized a burlesque dance Hen's Night (actually more like Hen's Evening).....somewhere along Heritage Row.
So at 4.30pm...I found myself in the middle of the city center, illegally parked and frantically calling people for direction to this place.
It's called 'Red Ribbon Days'....and we were booked for a burlesque dance session for an hour-ish.
I'm sure it'll come in pretty handy on someone's honeymoon!!!
The instructor (I kinda forgot her name), all dressed up in fishnets, hotpants, sports bra and super-duper high heels that will intimidate any straight man within a 50 meter radius, made me feel extremely over-dressed.
We were taught the dance moves to half a never-heard-before Christina Aguilera song.....(we only got to just before the chorus....) which was less Dita Von Teese and more lap-dance-for-dummies.
So it was move shoulders....swing neck....arch back....straight leg up....arse in the air.....y'know, that sorta thing.
Anyway if sexy was my thing, then I'd say I've just found my new calling.
Unfortunately the nearest thing to sexy I'd ever get is singing along to Britney Spears, circa "I'm a Slave 4u" era...prior to the head shaving, pubic hair exposing, dangerous driving Britney.
I kinda miss that Britney.
I have a lot more photos (a tad bit blur on iPhone) but I don't think I'm allowed to post them on this blog.
So here are the more reader friendly ones.
* Ms. Elsa doing her pose.....
* Those years of yoga practice paying off!?!?!?! I better go work on my core now....
Anyway it was good fun.....we had a good laugh.....and I discovered that I was still kinda flexible....which reminds me I have to go work on my tight hamstrings!!
Thanks again to Sheokee for organizing the whole shindig.
Congratulations Elsa on the upcoming wedding.
See ya at the reception!!!!!